1·Tough luck, but shit happens.
真倒霉，但还是发生了。
2·Shit happens, but life goes on.
妈的发生，但生活还要继续。
3·Tough luck, but shit happens.
真倒霉，银但还是发生了。
4·Hey, sometimes shit happens.
有时锻炼时会想大便。
5·It's a cold, hard world. Shit happens.
这是个冷酷的世界，任何鸟事都会发生。
6·Buddhism: it is an illusion that shit happens.
佛教：闹大粪乃为幻象。
7·Shit happens. But when your fridge breaks, that’s bad.
倒霉事时有发生，但冰箱坏了是非常糟糕的。
8·Shit happens, especially when a newbie is "trying his best".
天有不测风云，尤其是个新手在“尽力而为”的时候。
9·People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.
人们在改变，事情弄糟了，但是生活得继续。
10·It's even more fascinating when this shit happens in a design school.
更让人叫绝的是：这奇葩事儿发生在一家设计院校。